We Are The Champions - My Friend

Blog Note: I had a pic of mine make it to the great Aqua Teen Central fan art section (see the King Kong pic - lower left). I personally consider this the big time. Disregard the other fan "art". They are wannabes.

Now on to our regularly scheduled programming...

Yesterday I did something that so many in the world probably had no idea was even happening; I watched the Super Bowl. Not only THE Super Bowl, but Super Bowl XL. I liked how they only invited fans who wore XL size clothing. It was really nice to remember all the big people. Next year it will be Super Bowl XLI...which means...ummm...Extra Large Imbeciles? Xylophone Lovers Increase?

The only disappointing thing about the game was the halftime show. I had my hand on the DVR reverse button the whole time waiting for Keith Richards to show a little areole. Nothing...not even cleavage. There was a little reaction when Mick Jagger removed his shirt to reveal his "old man" arms as they flopped helplessly in the dome breeze. That man is 62 years old and still getting satisfaction. There has to be a scientific law somewhere that states a man at age 62 should not be physically appealing to 20 year old women. If there isn't I would create one and call it the Law of Viagradynamics.

Another thing on the Rolling Stones: It might be me but I think that those guys may have experimented with drugs once or twice in their life.

There were only two commercials that stood out to me this year. The first was the poor caveman that had his package undelivered by a pterodactyl because it was eating by a tyrannosaurus rex. Then as he told his caveman boss his boss fired him for not using FedEx. When arguing that FedEx did not exist yet the boss explained, "That is not my problem." The guy left only to be stepped on by some large dinosaur. The other commercial was by careerbuilder.com with the guy who works with a bunch of monkeys. He is joined on a call by another one who works with jackasses.

These two commercials hit close to home for me. I have finally decided on a life changing decision; I am going to floss more.

Before finishing this post I brushed my teeth and had a really good flossing. It was one of those that make you look in the mirror and run your tongue across your teeth with a low moan of "mmmmmmmmmmmm." Normally I look in the mirror at the bloody stumps of gums in my mouth and swear never to use fishing line again. Not tonight, I admired my handiwork with great accomplishment. My dentist will be proud.

Oh. The Steelers beat the Seahawks 21-10.