Den Sag Er Aldrig I Verden

I really don't have anything today. It has been a surreal week.

You know, we don't use the word 'surreal' enough. Especially pseudo-intellectuals who sit around in coffee shops all day, every day, showing how intelligent they are by refusing to work then digging through a dumpster for a rat dinner. That is what I call surreal. I also call Honey Combs cereal. Sometimes I get those two words confused. For example, I woke up this morning and had a large bowl of surreal.

Sorry...I ramble.

This whole outrage over Muslim cartoons still has me in a cereal mood. All day long they spout off about how insensitive the Danish are. They will yell things like "The only gude Danish is a DED Danish!" I have also found that Muslims are not good spellers. To me, the only good danish is a cheese danish.

How many Danish have actually died in this uprising? Some flags and embassies have been torched, but all this "Death to the Danish" stuff is all a crafty ruse (we don't use the word 'ruse' enough either). Most Muslims probably really don't care. For all we know these "protests" are nothing more than the filming of a new Islamic Radical exercise video featuring Richard Simmons (who goes by his Muslim name, Ahhmudd). All of that jumping up and down and punching their fists in the air is a great workout. Have you ever seen an obese Muslim? When the filming is all done they go back to their homes and watch Palestinian Idol.

Case in point, that whole death sentence on Salman Rushdie? The last I checked his ugly mug is still around and dating hot women. Who got the 70 virgins in that deal, huh?

It is not like Denmark would be hard to overthrow. All of their buildings are made out of Lego's. A large (but not obese) Muslim could walk through the country like Godzilla knocking over all their buildings and squashing their Lego cars. Afterwards he can sit at a cafe, eat a cheese danish, and use the words 'surreal' and 'ruse' a lot.