And Justice for Llamas

You want to know my fast and easy solution to choosing Supreme Court Justices? You don't? Oh well.

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Here it is, I say we have the nominees compete in a contest like Battle of the Network Stars. Remember that lame show? Lame, but oh so funny and enthralling. I couldn't get enough of that tug 'o' war. Or Willie Ames falling in the dirt during the obstacle course. I laughed and laughed.

So you have the nominees compete in all these events and the winner obviously becomes the new Supreme Court justice. Just to make it interesting we allow some people who were the most intriquing guests on the Jerry Springer show compete as well. If they win then it will definitely bring balance to the court. Maybe we have a llama compete too. I bet a pack of llamas would make pretty interesting decisions in judging the constitutionality of the laws of the land.

To choose the chief justice all of the current justices (including the llama) will compete in the obstacle course. I bet Ginsberg has some moves, yo. Flaming liberals usually do.

Thereyago, what do you think? To draw interest to this idea I present to you for your FFF viewing pleasure....

A bunch of old people in robes

Am I the only one that thinks that Sandra Day O'Connor looks like George Washington?

Others who have disrobed:

1. The Wife Likes it Doggy Style (that just does not sound right at all)
2. Binsk Gets Frigid
3. Dragko Chokes His Chicken (i think)
4. OGO Shows the Bunny
5. Quixotic Cat and Interspecies Relations
6. Debi Rides a Cowboy
7. CaCa Boy Shows His Monkey
8. Freedom Girl Reveals Her...umm...Cat
   
9. Let me know of any others