I See People Turn Their Heads and Quickly Look Away

At the office we have a bad infestation problem. At first we really didn’t know it was happening. Every so often we would see things out of place, something turned over, or noticeable bite marks. We all thought these were signs of lascivious janitors but I believe our views have changed.

Morons are overrunning us.

The critters are now more open and daring. They are all over the place.

At first they would just run away as someone turns on the lights. Now they are out in the light selling their wares of stupidity on the open market.

We would try to swat them with brooms, but they are so greasy they slip through the bristles. Traps don’t work because when the morons grab the food and their necks snap they somehow come back to life. I think we are dealing with the worst breed of morons…Zombie Morons. They will never die and will continually feast on your brains until you become one yourself.

One moron found it’s way into my Word documents. I hit it with a rolled up newspaper. All it did was sneer at me then run away giggling. I hate these guys.

One would wonder why management would allow this invasion of morons to continue.Some guess they are blind. I am of the opinion that they can get a half-assed job for 1/4^th of the money. If you think about it that is one hell of a deal.