Turn and Face the Strain

AB thinks it is time for a change. AB has been viewing this blog for some time now, and AB is getting very bored with it. Not that AB thinks YOU are boring. No not at all. As a matter of fact AB thinks some of you are quite intriquing and deserve a spank every once in a while, if you know what AB means.

In reality, AB has been thinking that AB needs to switch things around a bit. AB would like to add some curtains and maybe a nice ficus plant in the corner. AB likes ficus. AB likes to say the word ficus. "Ficus" See? AB is so cute..."ficus"...hehehe

Anyway, the time has come to add and subtract from AB's blog. You will still get AB's wit, wisdom, satire, and stupidity. That is a given from AB. Actually, AB may even take this whole damn thing more seriously now.

Maybe AB will sell AB shirts. Or maybe AB will sell packages of peanuts he has been collecting from various flights over the years. AB has one from 1988 when AB flew from Honolulu to Singapore and met a very cute flight attendent. When AB was about to join the "mile high" club, AB noticed the flight attendent was really a man who had a flight attendant uniform fetish. Oh, AB was very distraught then. It also was the last time AB ever opened up a "bag of nuts" on a plane. Therefore, AB would like to sell them. On the wrapper it will say "AB's Bag O' Nuts".

That is just one of the new ideas AB has. Others include showing nude pics of AB as a "Pic O' the Day". I think AB will hold his "Bag O' Nuts" in every shot so that you will be more interested in buying them.

Another one will include having an annoying quiz every day. For example, one quiz could be "What 17th century harlot are you?" Everytime AB does this one, AB always end up with some guy named "Bruce". AB is not sure what that means. AB is scared to find out.

AB may also write some more serious stuff. Maybe AB will do this once a week or so. Because, believe it or not, AB has a sort of serious side. Except, AB usually only shows this to AB's close personal friends. Unfortunately, all of AB's close personal friends all died of a mysterious strain of west nile virus. The police still have not found a connection.

Of course, AB firmly believes there should always be more of this. Oh, and FFF will probably not go away. However, AB is very concerned more people are not doing it. As punishment, and until AB senses change, some of you will be forced to endure something like this. Others may need to watch a man do this for many hours each day. Either way, AB thinks all of you are in trouble.

(A couple of the above links are not working now like they did when I was in a trance-like state. It was only trance "like". Not a full trance. My pants were still on. Anyway, I blame Bush.)

There you have it, some of AB's ideas on revamping this place. AB is very curious as to what you would do to enhance this dump. So please, leave comments giving AB suggestions.

AB is very grateful.