Absorbant and yellow and poreous

A funny thing happened to me over the weekend. It is so funny I still giggle about.

*giggle giggle*

See? I cannot stop the giggling.

In reality, it all began Thursday. That is the day my weekend started. You see, the "MAN" decided it would be appropriate for me to take a couple of days off. I didn't want to, of course. I love working for the "MAN". Actually, the "MAN" is a cross-dressing woman. There is also a man that I report to, but the woman does the grunt work. We all agree that it is strange that we have never seen the woman and the man in the same room together. They are on conference calls many times together, but that can be handled alone in a room and changing voices quickly. The woman is very masculine, hence the cross-dressing woman theory. Sure, it could always be a cross-dressing man, but that would just be weird.

So that isn't why I was giggling over the weekend. But it is fun to think about.

*giggle*

Sorry about that, I digress.

By the way...don't you hate it when people say that? It is one of the most overused and trite sayings on the web. "My mother has strange bowel movements...but I digress." I am sorry, but using that term does not make you smarter...as a matter of fact it is the opposite.

But I digress...

What made me giggle over the weekend...

*giggle giggle*

...is the fact that my ISP sucks. All weekend I was without internet service. However, I did make the most of it. I spent time with family, did some RamaHanuKwanzMas shopping, dressed up as Tingle the naughty elf, blah blah blah. But the most fun I had was hacking into other people's wireless home networks using my laptop. I bet these people are the same people who use the term "I digress".

There are at least two homes in my 'hood (doesn't that sound cool? 'hood) that do not apply any security to their wireless networks. So, to teach them a lesson, I surfed every fetish website I could think of. My favorite is "Wild Girls with Sea Sponges". The site is about the wonderful porn adventures of that dirty little guy named SpongeDick. He gets into many 'messy' situations with his pal Pornick the star fish. I made this site the home page on their browsers.

I also sent jobs to their printers so it seems like they are haunted. I would print text like, "Good morning, Dave," and "Dave, I don't think getting off on sea sponges is quite manly of you," and "Dave, I will kill you while you sleep," and so on.

I still continue to giggle.