I'm bored out of my mind and i'm too stoned lazy to see

Hey...what's up?

*sigh*

I am bored. You can call it my pre-Christmas funk. Notice I used the letter 'N'.

You know what makes me mad? The company I work for has many sites throughout the world. At my home office, the 20 oz bottled beverage that I routinely purchase is .75 a bottle. That means in Thailand it would be 30.69 Thai Bahts. For those of you in Canada it would cost you .88 plus a beaver pellet.

75 cents is not a bad price really. Where else can you get your daily fill of carbonated water, caramel color, and phosphoric acid for such a low amount? However, in another, undisclosed, location they actually raised the price to 1.15. (1.35 and a well intentioned "Eh!" in Canada). Do you see the problem? 1.15! Who sets a price at 1.15? I would rather pay 1.25 (1.47 and a kick to the groin in Canada) because at least I can pay with a quarter instead of fishing for a dime and a nickel.

When I am bored, these are the things that are on my mind.

I have also been thinking that a lot of people in Jonestown would have been spared if that jug of kool-aid would have busted through the walls screaming, "OH YEAH!"

I really need to find something better to do.

I have an idea, maybe I will steal things other people have done. But, of course, I have to add my own little twist.

You have probably seen them, they are the rage lately on blogs. What you have to do is make up a memory about you and me and leave it as a comment. I encourage you to be as creative as you can and include a bit of spice and garnish on the side. My little twist is, instead of a past memory, make it a future memory. Pretend you are looking into a crystal ball and seeing something happening between you and me in the future. See? That is my little twist.

*twist twist*

So go at it...I will respond with my own version of the future experience. Because I am bored.